I just heard that there is a move to stop calling the Swine Flu the "Swine Flu". The concern is for pork ranchers.. and for Jewish and Muslim people who might find the oblique reference to pork offensive.So what are they calling it now? Something that will either offend no one or just people who don't matter, I guess. People like... authors..?
Theywant to call it the Novel Flu I hear.
Novel Flu...
I demand a recount!
Now just see who freaks when novels stop selling...
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Media hype. In any given year, thousands die from the regular flu. We've got one fatality and it's a crisis.
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