Some less than lovely news put me in mind of some of those annouing clichés people try to cheer you up with. Let's reconsider and make them more realistic, why don't we?
That which does not kill you.. can still leave you crippled for life.
If at first you don't succeed, check to make sure you really know what you're doing.
When God closes a door, he throws away the key.
Let a smile be your umbrella, but hold it upside down if you tend to drool.
Turn your frown upside down, but first make sure you have a soft dry place to put the top of your head.
I wept because i had no shoes, but thenI saw a man who had no feet, which would certainly save money on shoes and socks.
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.. unless it's your diabetes medicine.
In every dark cloud, there is a silver lining.. of silber nitrate, which means it's gonna rain.
It is always darkest before the dawn.. the dawn of another lousy day.
Cheer up! It could be worse. It could be happening to me!
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up. Unless of course they are one of those ingrates who wouldn't know cheering up if it sat on their chest and screamed it in their face.
Remember, someone somewhere loves you. Oh yeah? Then why are they staying the hell away?
Finally one I left alone because I just love it.. It is a fine thing to have an open mind, but not so far open your brains fall out.
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