Q: Where do knights go to grab a bite to eat?
A: To an all-knight diner!
Q: Why did every castle have a bank with an automatic teller?
A: For making knight deposits.
Q: What did King Arthur listen to every evening at six?
A: The knightly news.
Q: Why did Robin Hood rob only the rich?
A: Because the poor had no money.
Q: What do you call it when all the knights trade places at the round table?
A: The knight shift!
I bet you didn't know King Arthur loved Kncok Knock jokes? Here is one of his favorites.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
Q: Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir Cumference!
Q: How many Knights of the Roundtable does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Light sockets hadn't been invented yet.
Q: Friar Tuck was a monk, so why did he get involved in a life of crime?
A: It was his habit!
Q: How did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
A: With a long bow!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor!
Q: What did Robin say when he nearly got hit at the archery contest?
A: "That was an arrow escape!"
Q: What has two holes for the eyes and a slit for the beak?
A: A robbin' hood!
Q: What is Robin Hood's favourite old time radio programme?
A: The Archers!
Q: Where did Robin's Merry Men go to buy their sweets?
A: The Friar's Tux shop!
Q: Why couldn't Robin Hood hit the target?
A: Because his arrows were all in a quiver!
Q: Why wouldn't Robin Hood's bow work properly?
A: Because it was a crossb ow!
And they say the Inquisition was heartless!
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