Monday, January 18, 2010

Making Light of the Dark Ages: Groaners



The following jokes should only be read by those accused of heresy.

Q: Where do knights go to grab a bite to eat?
A:  To an all-knight diner!

Q: Why did every castle have a bank with an automatic teller?
A:  For making knight deposits.

Q: What did King Arthur listen to every evening at six?
A: The knightly news.

Q:  Why did Robin Hood rob only the rich?
A:  Because the poor had no money.

Q: What do you call it when all the knights trade places at the round table?
A: The knight shift!

I bet you didn't know King Arthur loved Kncok Knock jokes? Here is one of his favorites.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

Q: Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir Cumference!

Q: How many Knights of the Roundtable does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Light sockets hadn't been invented yet.

Q: Friar Tuck was a monk, so why did he get involved in a life of crime?
A: It was his habit!

Q: How did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
A: With a long bow!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor!

Q: What did Robin say when he nearly got hit at the archery contest?
A: "That was an arrow escape!"

Q: What has two holes for the eyes and a slit for the beak?
A: A robbin' hood!

Q: What is Robin Hood's favourite old time radio programme?
A: The Archers!

Q: Where did Robin's Merry Men go to buy their sweets?
A: The Friar's Tux shop!

Q: Why couldn't Robin Hood hit the target?
A: Because his arrows were all in a quiver!

Q: Why wouldn't Robin Hood's bow work properly?
A: Because it was a crossb ow!

And they say the Inquisition was heartless!

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