A Few Things That Probably Should Be Criminalized

1. It should be against the law to teach an eight year old boy to whistle.
2. You should be able to call Animal Control if your neighbors' three year old is allowed to stand outside and bark like a puppy for over an hour.
3. It should be a misdemeanor to call anything but real in fact black licorice "licorice".  There is no such thing  as "red licorice".
4. Bosses who cancel an employee's vacation must by law be there at work the same whole time.
5. It should be litigable when a critic complains about tiny irrelevant anachronisms that are not anachronistic after all.
6. BBQ restaurants should be required to provide a fire hose for rinsing off after eating.
7. Places you went when you were young and have fond memories of should be required to remain exactly the same as you remember.
8. There should be a reformatory institution for ignorant people.
9. Habitually mispronouncing the same word should be considered "creating a public nuisance"and subject to arrest and/or fines.
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