Thursday, July 28, 2011

Those Wacky Search Phrases

I am not  nearly as clever with my ripostes as Susan Higginbotham when it comes to this topic.. I guess my forte is snarky headllines on my medieval calendar blog... but it is still fun to look to see how people find my blogs.

I am not quite sure how to feel about this first one.  I suppose every teacher in every school all over the English speaking world assigned reports on the Black Death, because there were literally dozens of instances of "ring around the rosy" and one ominous "we all fall down".  Disturbing, no?

Then there was the person who looked for "hawthorne sex scenes".  I hope they meant the other author by that name.

Perhaps it was the same person who wanted sites about "medieval tickle".

It is always gratifying when someone looks for "nan hawthorne".  Unless, of course, it was me.

Several people wanted "medieval jokes".  I trust my novels were not what they expected to find.

I apologize profusely to the person who found a page on my blog when searching for "five stage model buying process" for having utterly neglected to write even the tiniest thing about it.

There was one for "Celebrochestet"...   I suppose that would be the town founded by the Baldwins.

I will give $50 to the person who searched for "Christenlande kingdom".  I dessperately want to know why they looked for it.

And my friend Barbara is going to want to know why someone was searching for: "Barbara Weitbrecht" facebook "black rose" or "blackrose" .

I guess it's good to know these folks got somewhere, even if nowhere near what they were looking for.

These were all from Nan Hawthorne's Booking History..  Random Bios is no fun.. people are always actually searching for what it's about.  Bios..

Find blogs at http://www.nanhawthorne.com/ .

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