Beloved Toys of the Middle Ages

No medieval childhood was without its nostalgic toys. here are but a few.

Agincourt Barbie

England's sweetheart comes with two full outfits, a full suit of plate armor with sword (pictured) and leather armor with long bow and arrows.  For England, God.. and Barbie!




Suzy Kingmaker (not shown)

For the aspiring "sword behind the throne" able to cook the goose of either Edward Plantagenet or Edward of York.



Tickle Me Henry

Tickle him and he giggles, belches, farts and says "I love you!", "Marry me!" and "Off with their heads!"


Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Templars

Watch the Templars as they break from the Crusades and let each other halve it.  Or is this one of their Satanix ceremonies?

My Little Destrier

Hours of fun training your little destrier Bayard to bite and stomp the enemy during battle.

Nerf Trebuchet

Just like the real thing, only Mom doesn't have to worry about her knickknacks.  Not recommended for real siege situations.



Holy Hoop

Self flagellation and a good work out, too!  Available in many sinful colors.

Made by Charles Martel Toys.  Available at Verily Toys Art Us.

Originally posted on 5/11/10.